- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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