- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

no pun intended

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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