LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

are u black unlucky

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Boob

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

josh sucks polish adams dick

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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