The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Anti Joke

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