So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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