Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Religion.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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