- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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