In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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who else is on here?

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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A fat guy!

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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