- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What did Washington say to California? WC

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Jovan

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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