- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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