There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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