Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Your life

I was watching Fox news.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Long joke Your such a downey

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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