So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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