- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

British Dentistry

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Trump will make America great again.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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