- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Women's Rights

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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