Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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