- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

why did the zebra cross the road?

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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