ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Haha, I get it..

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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