How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

tim has no humor

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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