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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

kaite is dumb that is true

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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