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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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