- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

A baby seal walks into a club.

My mum is called Steve

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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