- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

roses are red violets are indigo

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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