Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Lindsay Lohan

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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david what a baghead

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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