Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

LIFE :(

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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