- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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