- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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