- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

4 hours later.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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