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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

69.

I like the color potato.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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