- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Gingers.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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