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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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