- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

i like it in the mouth

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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