- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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