Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Ehh

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

who is not good looking? mon morello

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops