Neither have I

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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punchline below punchline above

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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