- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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