Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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