- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Jesse gets so many ladies

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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