what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

wots brown and smells like shite shite

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

sdjhkferiughefljbdfnjkbhdfghlwu24537? 928ndfnfwdjfhoinbv;nop[

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What's two plus two? Window

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...