what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I hate long jokes -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops