Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Wigan.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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