- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

wael.. nuff said

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Tim and Eric

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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