- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Robin, get in the car!

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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