men

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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