Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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