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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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