What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Loperson

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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