What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Come in

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Anti Joke

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