What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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