- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

womens rights.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What's your blood type? Red.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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