What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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a black guy hates chicken.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

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