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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Who invented apple? God

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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