- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

i killed my family

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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