What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Two planes walk into an office building

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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