What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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