What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I am very humble.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Can anyone Lenin money?

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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