Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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