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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Rush Limbaugh

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Knock knock Come in

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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