Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

WNBA

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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