Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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