Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

A women left the kitchen.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Gay republicans

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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