- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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