- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Your mother is so fat.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Not a joke.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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