- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Those last 4 were by: Walter

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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