- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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