There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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