Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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haha black people :D

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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